When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? (MM to TR Promotion) by Lewis Grizzard


When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? (MM to TR Promotion)
Title : When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? (MM to TR Promotion)
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ISBN : 0345419308
ISBN-10 : 9780345419309
Language : English
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : -
Publication : First published January 1, 1987

In this collection of his funniest and most outrageous newspaper columns, irreverent, opinionated Lewis Grizzard gets down to the serious business of humor and everybody comes away laughing. Nothing is sacred, not even himself: "I figure I have spent five minutes every morning for the past five years blow-drying my hair. That is six days of my life spent with Flash Gordon's ray gun pointed at my brain, which probably has windburn by now!" Whether he is commenting on politics, women or sports, bemoaning technology or mocking Southerners who try to talk like Northerners, Grizzard, "the Faulkner for just plain folks," has never been funnier.

Other Lewis Grizzard titles available on Sound Editions from Random House:

My daddy was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself if love were oil, I'd be about a quart low don't bend over in the garden, Granny, you know them taters got eyes.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? (MM to TR Promotion) Reviews

  • Paul Pessolano

    “When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?” by Lewis Grizzard, published by Villard Books.

    Category – Humor Publication Date – October 01, 1987.

    I am now on my third Lewis Grizzard book this month and I wait anxiously to reading the next one. Although Lewis Grizzard passed away in 1994 at the age of 47 his material, though dated, is still funny and in some cases still appropriate. He touches on every subject, mostly Southern humor, and does not shy away from sensitive issues. Oh, that he were still alive today. In this book Grizzard takes aim at drinking, shopping, airlines, and movies (especially the Rocky series which he claims will never end). In writing this book he shows his ability to take on all subjects by enumerating his philosophy on certain subjects;

    At least five people will threaten to kill you if you mention anything that remotely has to do with God.

    There are more gay publications than I ever had imagined.

    The slightest criticism of anybody who is black automatically makes you a racist.

    The woman’s movement is in serious need of a sense of humor.

    Grizzard touches on these subjects and more in this book. One may not agree with everything he says but one has to agree that he is one funny fellow.

  • Marty

    Funny - as his writings usually were. Loved his humor.

  • Kathleen

    Cassettes.

  • Shannon Maddox

    Please see my review here:


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  • Lewis Grizzard is a bona fide treasure.

  • Bob Box

    Read in 1988. A collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories.

  • Charles Lovelace, III

    Not as good as some of Lewis's books, but still worth a second time through.

  • Rachel

    He wasn't quite as funny as I remember. Still, not bad for a 50 cent library purchase.

  • Anne Hendricks

    My first "re-read" of Lewis in 2016! Yes, you want this book!