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books are so addictive, I'm totally absorbed in the Baudelaire's world and I'm absolutely loving it! Despite these books being totally depressing and grim, I just can't get enough of them! I especially enjoyed this book because it introduces the Quagmires and V.
F. D. which adds a whole new aspect to the series, And I still can't get over how ridiculously blind the adults in this series are, it's quite hilarious actually! I've said it in a review for one of the previous books in the series but I'll say it again, I'm so thoroughly enjoying my reread of this series.
It feels like I'm revisiting my childhood and that is such an amazing feeling! I loved this book because the kids are taken to a boarding school where they actually make friends! They meet The Quagmire Triplets and they all hit it off so good until Count Olaf messes things up again !! As a series these books are incredible.
The formulaic plot that is repeated in every book satisfies the child who is being read to's expectation of what's going on, right and wrong and the band of simple characters.


Where the books become really clever is the additional bits of plot woven into the anecdotes, dedications and acknowledgments, written for the older reader, whether parents reading aloud or older children.


The humour is clever, beautifully insightful and infinitely quotable, Type Lemony Snicket quotes into any search engine and you will receive a barrage of hilarious snippets which readers of any age can appreciate, The beautiful sense of innocence is what I love about the books as well as the introduction of long words and the imaginative anecdotes to which they pertain, Although the actual definition of the words is sometimes glossed over, I assume the intention is to entertain the older readers and intrigue the younger ones into asking what they mean.


Overall Lemony Snicket real name Daniel Handler uses the fact that he is writing a book to his advantage more than anyone else I have read, His tone of voice is unique and wonderful, He plays with the words on the page, often inviting readers to skip chapters, find out more, answer questions or search for hidden meanings, In one instance, being unable to describe just how black the tunnel was, he illustrates his point by colouring the next two pages in black ink,

His love of books comes through in every sentence often using them as a device to tell between good and evil,

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them, " Lemony Snicket That cliffhanger though, . .

The Austere Academy is the firth installment of A Series of Unfortunate Events series, I really enjoyed this one and I think it might be my favorite so far, In this, you are still following the crazy adventure that the Baudelaire children are on, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are now attention a boarding school where they still end up running into Count Olaf in disguise,

Now, of course, I complain about the adults in these books but today I'm going to switch it up, One character, child to be exact, annoyed the crap out of me, It might have to do with the whole audiobook thing but when the annoying character spoke, . well, I wished I was deaf, I never want to hear that voice ever again,

Sunny is still my favorite out of the children but that's just 'cause she always finds a way to make me laugh, The kids seem to find themselves in crazy situations and it's always interesting how they make it all work, I can't wait to dive into the next book because each one is getting better and better, I didn't care for any of the side characters in this one,
Even the were bland, I decided to reread this before watching the new tv adaptation on Netflix, This was by far my favourite book in the series and so it was beautifully nostalgic to return to it, . .
Lemony Snicket is surely one of the greatest children's writers of our time,

What was your favourite book in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' library Bookis a breath of much needed fresh air, The plot here was well thought out and as silly as it was, it's way more plausible than book, Vice Principle Nero is as childish and unreasonable as Count Olaf, which makes him hard to hate, The new element here is the introduction of allies, the Quagmire triplets, They are the mirror image of the Baudelaire orphans and just as lovable, I'm actually excited for book, توی جلد پنجم بچهها سرپرست جدیدی ندارن و به یه مدرسهی شبانه روزی فرستاده میشن و اونجا هم ماجراهای خودشونو دارن.
این جلد رو نسبت به دو جلد قبل که داستان روتین و قابل پیشبینی شده بود بیشتر دوست داشتم از دو لحاظ. یکی اینکه بچهها تو مدرسه دوستانی پیدا کردن که جنبهی ارتباطات کتاب رو پررنگتر میکرد و دوم اینکه داستان حالت معماییتری به خودش گرفت و از حالت هر جلد یک داستان مجزا تا حدی خارج شد.

یادگاری از کتاب:
صرف اینکه چیزی مرسوم باشد نمیتوان گفت که باید انجام شود.

دوستان شما میتوانند باعث شوند که دنیا کوچکتر و با خباثتی کمتر از آنچه تا کنون میشناختید به نظر آید زیرا دوستان شما کسانی هستند که تجربیات مشترکی با آنها داریدthis was a really fun read! I definitely enjoyed it more than book four, it didn't feel quite so dreary and I loved the fact that the siblings finally have someone on their side! It was nice that the plot wasn't quite so similar as the previous few books and I'm excited to see how it continues on from here, as it feels as though this is the first book in the series so far to have left off on a lightly less conclusive cliff hanger!! Another decent read with Celyn.
It seems that The Miserable Mill may have been the lowpoint of the series as this volume is an improvement, The formula is applied once more, but with a slight variation in that the Baudelaires find friends of their own age and this alliance faces Count Olaaf with predictably grim consequences.


What steps this up from the previous book is a return to the established level of surreal, i, e. marked but not extreme. In The Miserable Mill we had Sunny fighting a swordwielding adult with her teeth on all fours and Violet moving a tree trunk with the adhesive power of wet chewing gum.
Here we get none of that, instead the strangeness is mostly reserved for the personalities of the adults, As in previous books these are generally an extreme but also amusing combination of stupidity and vindictiveness,

These books are perhaps unique in children's literature in as much as the nasty adults not only have the upper hand throughout the entire tale, but there is never any revenge, retribution, or comeuppance for any of them.
The evil school vice principle is never punished he is left in charge to mock and bully his students, The evil mill boss is left unchastened to profit from his slavelabor workforce, and five books in not a single one of Count Olaaf's large and murderous gang has suffered the slightest misfortune.
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Do children appreciate the honesty bad people often prosper Or are they just too caught up in the Baudelaires' struggles to notice Either way if I have managed to grasp the gist of what people think "grimdark" writing is then The Series of Unfortunate Events books have a great claim to being one of the early pillars of the style!


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I'm not surprised I was so addicted to these books when I was younger, they're super addictive! When seasonof the Netflix show ended where it did I literally had to reread this because I can't wait much longer for the next season!!

Feel like this Piège au collège's plot is quite simple compared to the others and not a great deal happens, but Count Olaf's wicked plan still hit me hard.
I found myself getting pretty emotional at times because we get to see the Baudelaire's happy with their new found friends and then it just all goes bad again as always!!!

Definitely going to have to carry on rereading this series now, it's just so compelling and I need answers!!! This is one of my favorites so far because the Baudelaire orphans make friends! They are not alone in trying to escape Count Olaf.
When oh when will Violet, Klaus and Sunny meet at least one adult with half the moxy of the Quagmire Triplets! Their dear departed parents must be absolutely spinning in their graves due to the deplorable treatment that Mr.
Poe allows to happen under his watch, listen to children!!! validate their feelings!!! trust them!!!! For Beatrice
You will always be in my heart,
in my mind,
and in your grave,




This book may not be the most interesting of the five I read so far plotwise, but man was it funny! I was actually laughing out loud at some point, and really isn't the humour the best thing about this whole series

I also liked the setting and the new characters.
. . there really haven't been other young characters in the series apart from the protagonists, and it was nice to see them making friends and interact with other children! Also, who doesn't like boarding schools


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The best ASOUE book I've read so far, I love how the story is starting to have a bit of depth in it, For instance, we were introduced to the Quagmire twins supposed to be triplets who were also orphans whose parents died in a fire along with their third sibling, Vice Principal Nero was also very despicable, as well as the cheeky Carmelita Spats, Basically, the misfortunes of the Baudelaires are getting worse in every book, The vocabulary was excellent, it has characters that could potentially still be around in future books, and it gives the series new places to go, A book in the series you should look forward to! Now I'm off to read the sixth book and probably the last one I'll read since I just decided to take a break from this series "The Ersatz Elevator".
For Beatrice You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave,

sigh . where to start This tells the miserable lives of the three Baudelaire orphans whose parents had perished in a terrible fire, They had been placed in the care of their guardian Count Olaf who was only interested in getting hold of the enormous Baudelaire fortune that the children will acquire when they come of age.
Count Olaf was a dangerous and treacherous man with an evil glint in his eyes and a single long brow and he had a tattoo of an eye on his ankle.
Ever since then the Baudelaire orphans had managed to escape the clutches of Count Olaf,

In this book the children have been sent to attend a boarding school by Mr, Poe a banker who was in charge of the childrens affairs, Prufrock preparatory school was a dismal place, The buildings were shaped like gravestones,
“A person who designs buildings is called an architect, but in the case of Prufrock Prep a better term might be depressed architect, ”

Besides this the schools Vice principal Nero was an infuriating man who didnt know how to play the violin but insisted on doing so anyway, And any student who missed his violin performances were to buy him bags of candy and watch him eat it,

“When you listen to a piece of classical music, it is often amusing to try and guess what inspired the composer to write those particular notes.
Sometimes a composer will be inspired by nature and will write a symphony imitating the sounds of birds and trees, Other times a composer will be inspired by the city and will write a concerto imitating the sounds of traffic and sidewalks, In the case of this sonata, Nero had apparently been inspired by somebody beating up a cat, because the music was loud and screechy and made it quite easy to talk during the performance.


The Baudelaires lived in an orphan shack with dripping fungus and snapping crabs, And as if their lives werent miserable enough, they had to endure rude little Carmelita Spats who was evil and was always found ridiculing the Baudelaire orphans,
“Cakesniffing orphans in the orphan shack!” Carmelita Spats,

The classes they had to attend were boring, Ms. Bass was a teacher obsessed with the metric system and all she said was “Measure!” Mr, Remora was a banana
Collect Piège Au Collège (Les Désastreuses Aventures Des Orphelins Baudelaire, #5) Portrayed By Lemony Snicket Shown As Softcover
obsessed teacher who told the students pointless stories like “ One day I got home from work, I watched television. The end. ” Whoaaa so cool
But thats not all, . Count Olaf is back disguised as Coach Ghengis, the gym teacher, The Baudelaires are forced to attend S, O. R. E special orphans running exercises They run all night and are too tired out to attend classes at day, The only people who helped the Baudelaires through all their misfortunes were the Quagmire triplets Duncan and Isadora , their brother Quigley perished in a fire that also killed their parents.
The Baudelaire orphans are always found escaping in the face of adversity, .