| Title | : | My Serbian Wolf |
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | |
| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | ebook |
| Number of Pages | : | 65 |
| Publication | : | First published July 31, 2010 |
Centuries later, he discovers his life mate, Rebecca, the one who can make him whole once again. For Niko and Rebecca, a second chance at love is just a breath away.
My Serbian Wolf Reviews
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THIS IS THE BEST WORST BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!!!
It deserves a genre of it's own! Something like:
Ridiculously stupid badly written books that will make you laugh and maybe vomit a little
Short as: RSBWBTWMYLAMVAL
I think I'll be making a shelf just for this one, it freaking deserves it!
I honestly don't remember when have I last read something so badly written. It's just THAT terrible!
You know, reading this, it seems easy to write a book about a country you have absolutely no idea about.
What's the easiest way for the book to seem Serbian? Well add the word "Serbian" a lot! For example:Beautiful snow capped mountains adorned the Serbian landscape...
Feeling defeated, she peered at the Serbian landscape...
The harsh Serbian elements caused her to shudder.
...the enchanting light of the mystical full Serbian moon...
The candles continued their hypnotic dance as the Serbian night air filtered through the window.
That's the way to make it convincing!!!
Why bother with research about Serbian history?
BUTCHER IT!
No one will know anyway...
Why bother with the right Serbian language translations?
BUTCHER THAT TOO!
Who's gonna know? Well everyone who goes to google translate, but that's not the point!
Why bother giving the heroine an actual name?
BUTCHER THE POOR WOMAN TOO!
She's called Žena Vuk, which means Woman Wolf. That's a f*cking description, NOT a name! Maybe it would work with Tarzan, you know, I Tarzan, you Jane. But the characters here seemed a bit more intelligent than monkeys.
And BTW, she's Egyptian, and Žena Vuk is definitely NOT an Egyptian name, well it isn't even a name but it's beside the point!
Why bother with researching Serbian names?
INVENT YOUR OWN FREAKY NAME that didn't ever exist in Serbia!
Who's gonna know????
THIS BOOK IS JUST BEYOND WORDS!
UTTERLY BADLY WRITTEN
TERRIBLY STUPID
SOMETIMES DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING
BUT
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! I CRIED LIKE AN IDIOT BY HOW MUCH I WAS LAUGHING!
IT'S SO STUPID, IT'S SAD AND FUNNY!
Ok no more caps I promise :DDDDDDDD
I won't tell you about the story in the book, it's totally idiotic as it is. Here are some qoutes, I just had to put them here :D
...“I will not warn you again to still your tongue. Defy me once more, and you shall feel the wrath of my temper!”
Zena Vuk stifled her emotions to appear strong within the eyes of her mate.
Silver eyes pierced her soul, and her pussy clenched in anticipation. Hot cream flooded her silk panties when Niko finally came into full view, snatching her breath away like a thief in the night.
“You are freezing. Allow me to warm you.” Niko reached out, touching her cold flesh while observing the chattering of her teeth.
“You can warm me with your body, and your seed.”
"Arrgggh, Zena Vuk. I’m afraid there are times when I’m on the brink of insanity!” Niko bowed his head and sighed. He then looked up to the heavens in question at his existence. “Tell me, what am I to do now?”
“Don’t! This is my favorite nightgown,” Rebecca whispered in a choked and non convincing voice. In truth, she wanted him to rip the fabric from her body and claim her with the most savage passion a man could claim his mate.
Her full breasts were exposed, and her nipples stood erect like little milk chocolate morsels.
“Oh my God, I’m so wet for you.” Rebecca strained beneath his weight.
“I know. My mouth waters for your sugar coated sweetness.”
“I will be inside you soon enough. Even when you beg me to stop, I will not. I shall continue fucking you until you scream my name a thousand times over.”
“I need to taste you! Quench my thirst with your sweet nectar. I’m going to devour you, and make you scream until you become hoarse. Even if you beg for mercy, I will never cease my pleasuring you.”
"Her pussy gripped her hard, wanting seed to fill it to the brim."
NO YOU DO NOT!!!In an instant, he grasped Rebecca around the waist, filling her with his needful cock. “ZENA VUK, YOU BURN ME WITH YOUR JUICES.”
She gasped as she realized her mate was somewhere between man and beast. At first, she could barely understand his words.
When she rolled over on her stomach, he coaxed her onto all fours where he filled her to the hilt. His mighty balls slapped against her hot, sweaty body, and his grip tightened around her waist.
“Niko!” Rebecca bit her lip, savoring the pained pleasure. “Don’t stop.
Fuck me in your beast form!”
“Are you sure in what you say? The beast will fuck you hard, and without mercy.”
Nicholai glanced at Rebecca and smiled. He ran his fingers through his hair in an odd, familiar way. He removed his glasses, and stared into her soul.
Her pussy clenched with desire as his moans filtered through her ears. Damn, his voice was so husky, and tinged with underlying sexual tones.
“I’m hungry for you, now!” His eyes burrowed deep into Rebecca’s soul. “Basement or bedroom? Decide now or I shall take you here in the kitchen.”
“That’s right, Becca. Grind that pussy against me, honey. I want you to baptize me in your juices!”
“Harder! Ride it like you own it!”
“I do own it, and don’t you ever forget it!”
“That’s my baby. That’s what Nicholai wants to hear. Turn around, beautiful. Allow me to see that ass bouncing up and down while you ride me.”
To Rebecca, Nicholai’s balls looked as though they would burst at any moment.
That's it.
There are more but I couldn't find gifs for them and I gave up hahahahahahahhahahahhahahha
V! Thanks for letting me read this with you!
Rain! Woman you're the best! Thanks for letting me know of this book in the first place!
And people! If you want to laugh like you never laughed before, read this! But at your own risk!!!!
btw if you want to know something more and detailed about the book, check out these reviews :D
RAIN
VISHOUS
ZRINKA
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Why am I doing this?
Am I a masochist?
I stumbled upon this title, and thought it was simply a bad case of misspelling. Then I realized it isn't. And, I decided I have to read it.
Sooooo... I read it! *insert unicorn vomiting here*
Oh, this is bad!
Okay, first of all – the cover. You may have noticed already that I am notorius for not paying too much attention to covers or titles. But, this I have to ask - why is there a yellow nail polish involved? Have I missed some vital thing in the book? No? Hm... never mind.
The prologue starts...
"When love is strong enough between two souls, it transcends through the layers of time. Zena Vuk and Niko, Serbian wolf shifters, share a strong bond that has endured throughout many centuries, and even the curse of Tsar Uros Hrebeljanovic, successor to Prince Banovic Nemanjic cannot keep them apart.
Serbia, 1389"
Why is this important, you ask?
Well, my dear friends, since most of you are not from Serbia, I'll explain it so you can understand what's such a big deal here.
The Battle of Kosovo, one of the most important events in our history, and for our identity, happened in 1389. It seems like it'll never stop sometimes. It's not something to joke about. It's not something to mention in a bad book. And, you should never, ever (basically) say that we would have won that battle, if only we had shifters on our side.
Bad, bad joke!
Here’s a hint for you: people tend to be lazy. So, if you write/say something, you have to consider that someone will likely decide against checking the facts, and simply adopt your words.
That’s how the whole Romeo and Juliet thing got out of hand.
If you told some of those admirers that Juliet was only thirteen (not twenty-something) and that the whole thing happened in less than a week, they’d probably ask what the hell you're talking about.
Sadly, that’s how it goes.
I should know – my neighbor adores the story of Romeo and Juliet, and she’s all sighs and hearts about that romantic, tragic love... and, I’m like – read the damn thing already!
So, you should (in my humble opinion) for the sake of people that actually do read, either stick with the real names and historical figures, or make the whole thing up. It’s easier, it’s better, and nobody’ll get upset over it.
Another issue for me here are the names. She's Zena Vuk. He's Niko.
Well, translate it from Serbian to English, and Zena Vuk becomes Woman Wolf. That's what I did. Translated the damn name in my mind each and every time I read it. And, since I translated her name, I couldn't help but do the same with his. Niko means Nobody.
So, this is a story about Woman Wolf and Nobody.
Not working for me, hello!
One more thing – I love endearments. Seriously. I don’t care the language. So, as I don’t mind them in English/Italian/French/Spanish/Greek, there’s no reason whatsoever to have a problem with one that’s in my native language.
Except... the one that’s so liberally used here – ljubavnica – means lover. But, it’s not an endearment. It’s commonly used only as a synonym for "the other woman". Not flattering, right?
That’s another thing that kept bugging me. Why would you call your woman that?
The story itself is so bad, it's almost unfathomable.
So, the prologue is happening in Serbia in 14th century. Niko is making a sacrifice for his pack, and has to leave his woman... whatever.
First chapter - Maryland, 2o1o., and we have a Rebecca Johnson who is visiting Niko in his realm. Who is she? Why? How? Oh... whatever.
She’s saying she doesn’t want anyone but Niko, and yet she has two daughters that are supposedly Niko’s, but their father is some Mike guy.
They are meeting in his realm, and on the second visit he tells her they must stop seeing each other.
And, then, the very next morning (she's confused, and can't remember the dream) she meets Nicholai Beljoca and his son in the grocery store.
Nine months later, they are married. And, he’s telling her it’s all good. The curse is gone, and they can finally enjoy their life together. Um... whatever.
Her daughters are their daughters, and he has a son with another woman, but it’s almost the same as if it were her child. Oh... devoted, my darling shifter mate whatever thing!
All this happens in 65 pages! Just a random FYI! And, let me show you how bad, bad, bad it actually is...
“You can warm me with your body, and your seed.” Seriously? His seed is warming?
“Oh my God, I’m so wet for you.”
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“You always know when I’m hot for you.”
...
“Don’t! This is my favorite nightgown,” Rebecca whispered in a choked and non convincing voice.
“How wet are you for me?”
“Extremely wet.”
“Don’t stop. Fuck me in your beast form!”
“Are you sure in what you say? The beast will fuck you hard, and without mercy.”
I need therapy after this.
And one hell of a good book to forget all about... whatever this was.
I'd appreciate suggestions. Thank you.
And, here IT goes again!
P.S. My girl Dinjolina and I had a lot of fun ranting about the book
here! Just in case you need more horrible details that couldn't be mentioned in this review! :) -
honestly i am speechless...
i don't even know how to describe this "work of art"....
my brain is literally drained...
yes i was laughing like idiot and yes i cried how hard i laughed..
but OMG!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?
after reading this i am going through my books and adding stars to other books i read!!!
this is beyond any words...
my favorite quote would be:
“That’s right, Becca. Grind that pussy against me, honey. I want you to baptize me in your juices!”
i never judge what people like to read or how they rate book but 3.91?!?!?!?!?
WTF?!?!?!
for a really good review of this book please click on the link below:
RAINS REVIEW
and
BLACKYS REVIEW -
Final rating: 1/5 stars
Oh.my.dear.god.
This was beyond the ultimate horror i thought it would be.... I have no words how hilarious this was. Especially since i am from Serbia, and damn, this didn't make any sense at all!!!
Really.
Charisma Knight should have done a better research of our:
1. culture,
2. history (which was totally wtf and wrong btw),
3. titles (there was never Tsar, there was only Car, and Car=EMPEROR),
4. language (you simply do not call your woman "ljubavnica", it sounds like you are cheating your wife with your ljubavnica. Lol....and proper dialogue would be "moja ljubavnice", not my ljubavnica (because afterall, Serbian and other languages like ours are really hard to learn!),
5. names (which are not even Serbian or do not have any sense at all.)
because everything was beyond wrong. In that include poor writing and hilarious dialogues. And poor story as well.
Other than that, Charisma Knight, i really suggest that next time you explore more about the country you wanna write about before you start writing a book.
Awesome reviews :D *they will give more reasons why*:
Rain's review
Blacky's review
Vishous's review -
I wonder what this author got in her history class? Aside from lot's of sleep.
OK I admit I've only downloaded free sample, but this book is a rubbish and doesn't deserve a single star. First off, the book is written by someone who has no connection with Serbia, I can tell, they used Google translator for "Zena Vuk". She wolf would loosely translate to Zena Vuk in Serbian but vuk is a male it should be vucica if you want a female. Same for the word ljubavnica, it is used as an endearment in this book but the word means lover or mistress, the one a man would cheat his wife with, or have an extramarital affair with.
I was born and raised in now former Yugoslavia and I have many Serbian friends and relatives. Also, we learned the history of Serbia in school.
The story starts off with a short prologue and mentions two historical figures. Tsar Uros Hrebeljanovic, I think the author meant this guy: Prince Lazar Hrebeljanović (Serbian Cyrillic: Лазар Хребељановић; ca. 1329 - 15 June 1389) was a medieval Serbian ruler, who created the largest and most powerful state on the territory of the disintegrated Serbian Empire. He was called "Lazar of Serbia" not Tsar, Serbia never had a Tsar.
And Prince Banovic Nemanjic, not sure who is the author referring to here unless it's this guy: Vratko Nemanjić (Serbian: Вратко Немањић, pronounced [ʋrâtko němaɲitɕ]; fl. 1331-1355) was a 14th century Serbian medieval warrior and Hero character known as Jug Bogdan (Југ Богдан, pronounced [jûɡ bôɡdaːn]) in Serbian epic poetry.
I'd bet that neither the author nor the publisher would be able to point Serbia on the map, let alone tell you a thing or two about it.
The story takes place in 1389 at least starts off from there. That's the year of the Battle of Kosovo, it is very well documented and the facts could be checked out on the Internet. Obviously the author didn't do her homework. How would the American people like if someone's to suggest that if their soldiers in Afghanistan have help from werewolves they would win the battle against the insurgents?
Even in 1389 Serbs mustered plenty of force to deal Ottomans a great loss and they stopped them at least for a while. And I can assure you, had they not, the life as we know it today would be whole lot different.
Please people if you wake up one day and decide to write about Serbian werewolves or Croatian vamps or Romanian... whatever, DO YOUR RESEARCH AND GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT. -
LynnMarie’s Review
My Serbian Wolf is a story about love and fate and beating all odds. Rebecca can remember pieces of a past life and is able to visit her wolf shifting lover when she dreams at night. I enjoyed the fact that a modern, contemporary woman could escape into the past in her dreams. Though she loves Niko, she can’t commit to him fully, unable to recall the full details of their century old romance.
The day comes for Rebecca to make an impossible choice. Her dream visits with Niko are about to end. She must choose to live with him in his cold Siberian world or choose to never see him again. Since she can’t leave her two daughters behind, she says good bye to the only man she’ll ever love.
My Serbian Wolf was an interesting tale about decisions and how they affect the future. Rebecca has a strong relationship with her two daughters, putting them before all else, even her love for Nico. Unfortunetly, a large portion of the novel involves parenting and the relationship with Rebecca and her girls, and I enjoy escaping the kids for awhile when reading a romance.
For a quick read about love beating all odds and surviving centuries and lifetimes, My Serbian Wolf is a unique mix of contemporary and paranormal elements. I’m interested to see what Charisma Knight will come up with next.
3 Tea Cups! -
Give me some cocoa, a warm fire, a nice down blanket, and one of them there wolves Ms. Knight writes about and I’ll be one sated sister! This book was so good.
It encompassed magic, and shifting, but most of all, it encompassed love that surpassed centuries. Child that Nicholai/Niko had me wishing he was mine and crying when his world came crashing down.
I won’t write anymore for a fear I’ll give away the plot and ending but guys and girls this is one author whose books will definitely be on my must read list and I encourage you to put her on yours as well. I give this book four and half divas because I wanted it to be longer…it actually felt like a novel instead of a novella it was that freaking good. Reviewed by M.N. Mori
DIVA RATING:4 Divas
HEAT RATING: Spark
Link:
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This is the worst thing I've read in my life. I still have no idea what's actually going on, the Serbian ruler curses Serbian werewolf because his friends didn't transform into wolves during the Battle of Kosovo or something like that, but his lover magically travels through time and space to have furry sex with him and cry about their destiny. And what's with the Niko thing, it's not even a Serbian name, come on. Not to mention the Serbian words used in the book: if you use foreign words at least TRY to use them in grammatically correct forms.
This book is beyond stupid, it opens whole new levels of WTF.
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uzas :(
