Enjoy How To Be A Footballer Fabricated By Peter Crouch Publication

funny, and quirky This is not a normal footballer autobigraphy, Peter Crouch gives us an

insightful and often hilarious account of the privileged and increasingly detached life of the modern premier league footballer, It's an affectionate, if at times slightly baffled, story of how the game I once started a song in the covered in at Charlton, "If Peter Crouch can play for England so can we" It was out of jealousy of course, I always rated Peter Crouch as a centre forward, I never saw him as a link up man playing with his back to the goal but as a Crouchy is one of a line of tall centre forwards I have loved at Liverpool.
Tony Hately, John Toshack. Okay, three. His sense of humour hits the mark for me, A man who sees the funny side of life, He describes a world of rich young men who excel on a football pitch Peter Crouch has never played for any of 'my teams', but his promo events seemed pleasant enough with a smattering of self deprecating humour.
Waited for the pre Christmas price to come down, and have to say that it was a very enjoyable read, His style is surprisingly light Peter Crouch is blessed with that rare ability among sports people the ability to be self deprecating, That comes across very well in 'How To Be A Footballer' which paints the striker as a very likeable and self effacing chap who openly mocks some of the absurdities of While Peter Crouch has been a pretty big name in football for a number of years he has never played for a team that I support, so I mainly knew him as “the player with a good touch for a tall guy who can do the robot” Add to this the fact that he has now got a How to Be a Footballer is a fun look at the crazy world of elite football.
If you're coming into this looking for a traditional autobiography, you'll be disappointed, This is of a series of anecdotes grouped by categories such as cars, tattoos and haircuts, Fans of You become a footballer because you love football, And then you are a footballer, and youre suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all, A world where one team mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station.
Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate, So walk with me into the dressing room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror.
Product Information: ISBN:Author: Peter Crouch Publisher: Ebury Press Format: Hardback Pages:Dimensions:x,xcm.