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people are in need of a good editor, Funny things may happen to you, but that doesn't make you a good writer, . . This book is a third sequel to a book of established writers travel horror stories, Here, amateur writers share their travel woes, It is, clearly, an attempt to milk a cash cow, While the writing is adequate certainly not great, its the content of the stories that really makes this a useless anthology.
Theyre the quality of story you might tell your friends at dinner, but are in no way deserving of publication.


Examples include: I was on a plane that was delayed I couldnt find my car after the Super Bowl we rented

a boat and wrecked it the service at this restaurant in England was very slow we went to a hotel and damned if it wasnt a fairly shabby hotel we ate some food and got sick.
There are a few stories as interesting as, say, getting hurt and experiencing Vietnams standard of hospital care, But mostly this is very dull, and pretty close to worthless, DNF doesn't deserve a star An anteater served for Thanksgiving in Tasmania Yes, that event is in here!

Liked the local color of the tale "What a View!", about a visit to a Bed and Breakfast in the Columbia River Gorge.
Everyminutes a long train would rumble by the B amp B all night, keeping the story author up, "But we have a view" the kids would keep saying,

"Day Trip to Denver" was quite a horror story of misadventures by railroad and car during a tour in whichmeals in a row were missed by a group way behind schedule.


I hope to never have the experience related in "This is a Test" by Priscilla Burgess, During a flight overthepole, the cockpit broadcast a message to the travelers on board: "This plane is going to make an emergency landing in water.
" After the passengers panic, a clarification comes over the PA: "Sorry, please disregard that messagethere is a problem with the automatic flight warning system.
"
What a scare that must have been, as people started preparing to meet their maker,
I think less time was spent editing in this book, The first book was hilarious and each story was brief but well written, This book has a endless story about a disgraced teacher in Eastern Europe, He should have been fired just for referencing a book he obviously never read, Lolita is the a book written by a pedophile and how he can trap an innocent girl, Delores, not a young temptresses like the Hollywood movies.
The story's inclusion was boring and a bit disturbing but NoT funny, The rest of the stores were unevensome charming, some funny, and some just groaners leaving you thinking, "Just because you choose to be stupid isn't charming or humorous like deciding to dribble a soccer ball while hiking" Caliber of feeding a wild animal by hand for a great photo and then having to get a series of rabies shots for the bite.
From the artist attacked by the entire waitstaff of a Chinese restaurant in New York after he dared criticize the lo mein, to a splendid anteater served for Thanksgiving dinner, this collection of travel disasters is guaranteed to make you rethink those vacation plans.
Before you pack your bags consider some of the many ways that the trip of a lifetime can bring you all the joy of a life sentence.
In this outrageously funny anthology of vacation horror stories you'll spend one too many nights in Tunisia and flee nightmarish holidays that stretch from Haare to Eternity.
This book is guaranteed to make you unfasten your seatbelt for the belly laugh of the travel season as you are trying to figure out why your wallet disappeared.
The hilarious sequel to the national bestseller I Should Have Stayed Home, This book is just so amazing, Utterly brilliant comedy. Easy read on your travels As a newspaper and magazine writer and aviation specialist Roger Rapoport has written in allstates,Canadian provinces, andforeign countries.
A lifelong sailor and enthusiastic kayaker, he has traveled extensively throughout the Great Lakes, along the St, Lawrence Seaway and the Atlantic Coast, Roger Rapoport graduated with a Bachelors of Arts in Journalism infrom the University of Michigan where he was editor of The Michigan Daily.
While working on a story for Ramparts Magazine he met his first wife, Margot Lind, They had a son daughter and later divorced in, In, Rapoport began to work at California newspapers, including The San Jose Mercury News, the San Francisco Chronicle the Oakland Tribune.
InRapopo As a newspaper and magazine writer and aviation specialist Roger Rapoport has written in allstates,Canadian provinces, andforeign countries.
A lifelong sailor and enthusiastic kayaker, he has traveled extensively throughout the Great Lakes, along the St, Lawrence Seaway and the Atlantic Coast, Roger Rapoport graduated with a Bachelor's of Arts in Journalism infrom the University of Michigan where he was editor of The Michigan Daily.
While working on a story for Ramparts Magazine he met his first wife, Margot Lind, They had a son daughter and later divorced in, In, Rapoport began to work at California newspapers, including The San Jose Mercury News, the San Francisco Chronicle the Oakland Tribune.
InRapoport went to work for Ulysses Press in Berkeley learning about the publishing business, Inhe launched his own publishing effort, RDR Books in Oakland, CA and has since published thanbooks, Rapoport met Martha Ferriby, director of Hackley Public Library, while in Michigan in, They married in. Rapoport moved to Michigan in, InRDR became a defendant in the seminal fair use case J, K. Rowling. v. RDR Books, aka The Harry Potter Lexicon Case, Rapoport and Steve Vander Ark, founder of “ sitelink The Harry Potter Lexicon” website had sought to publish a book version of the Vander Ark's Potter fans' website.
Author J. K. Rowling and Warner Bros. claimed copyright infringement. RDR Books claimed the right to publish under the fair use doctrine, Although RDR lost the case, Judge Robert B, Patterson Jr. awarded the plaintiffs less than,in damages for infringement, the minimum amount possible, Judge Patterson concluded that "reference guides in general, including the Lexicon, are transformative in nature and capable of fair use protection, and that the Lexicon could be published with less appropriation from the original works.
"On January,, RDR Books released sitelink The Lexicon: An Unauthorized Guide to Harry Potter Fiction and Related Materials including commentary than before the suit.
For information see: sitelink Right to Write, RDR Books is now closed, Most of the former RDR Book titles are now available from Ashley Creek Books, Books written and edited by Roger Rapoport are now available from New Lake Books and Lexographic Press, Rapoport published Steven Faulkner's sitelink Waterwalk, With Richard Harris he has since co produced and adapted Faulkner's story for a sitelink film starring Robert Cicchini, sitelink.