Receive Princess Miri Presented By Cerys Du Lys Available As Volume
Miri, otherwise published as the Miris Monster series, is a novella/collected sequence of shorts about a bitchy Princess that starts fucking her pet troll, While the authors “About” page at the end of the book insists that Cerys strives to “keep a certain literary appeal to the writing instead of something purely pornographic”, Princess Miri is a porno through and through, with a pretty loose plot that is less important than the monsterfuck kink.
While I certainly dont have a problem with blatant porn without plot novels, its a little strange to see an author claiming that that isnt what it is perhaps she was referring to other novels of hers but I wouldnt care too much except that I dont really appreciate the throwing under the bus of her fellow erotica writers.
So lets dive in to it,
Read the full review on my blog: sitelink home. blog/ OH WOW! Loved it, I now want my own troll! The erotic scenes were hot while still presenting a flowing story and gosh how I could not stand that Fleur! Miri was supposed to be the bad girl or "Big B" to put it nicely but oh my gawd Fleur was three times worse than Miri! I wanted to smack her so bad with her jealous self and in the end I didn't even feel sorry for her but am anxious to see how her story goes from where it was left off! This is my first time reading a book like this.
I wasn't sure where this was going to take me and make me feel,
Princess Miri is a bitch, She gets angry and yells at everyone making them do things that they don't like just to make her happy, She jails them. But hey she is a princess and a bitch, What else do you expect
As a birthday present Princess Miri gets a servant troll name Thump, He does everything Miri wants him to do,
But things start to become I wanna say weird, I am not sure, It was just different from what I have read,
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I didn't know what to think, I was shocked. I read the book description and wanted to give it a shot and see how I was going to like it,
But suprisely it was quite enjoyable, I mean yeah he is a troll and a foot long cock,
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Getting use to the whole idea, I really liked this book,
If you can get pasted all of the troll having sex idea then you might really like it, Lots of sex is in this book, But through out the sex it was a good story, I felt sad, then I was happy with the end result,
I received an ARC in exchange for a honest review, WOW . Cerys pens
"Princess Miri" in a plot that was STEAMING HOT! I found the plot to run something like 'The Beauty and the Beast' but in an well written, extremely kinky plot.
The characters descriptions were well done and well rounded, Just a bit to hot for me, but with plenty of sex scenes, this book will keep you turning the pages,
This review is based on a complimentary copy from the author which was provided for an honest review,
Book source A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review,
For herth birthday Princess Miri is gifted a troll from her frenemy Fleur Millicent, Miri is delighted with her present and names him Thump, She takes him everywhere, but since shes quickly bored, her escapades with Thump eventually turn to sexual cock teasing, And that leads to even more naughty adventures,
This is an anthology containing Miris adventures in Thump humping, There are eight stories that can be read out of order, but are much better appreciated if read in sequence, Miri isnt the most pleasant person, but over time she changes, Her sexual exploits with Thump become increasingly daring and creative, but its inevitable that she gets caught taking a semitruck load of troll cum, The ending story with Fleur is my least favorite, but it would be nice if she never returns to bother Miri and Thump, Yes, this is monster porn, so dont expect classy literature here, However, its not horribly written and is highly entertaining, for me anyway, I rolled my eyes, paused to visualize, snorted in amusement and was equally disturbed by all the cum, And I will shit you not, right after I finished this book I was on Facebook and saw this, . .
That is exactly how I pictured Thump's troll cock! Serendipity! Great decent length erotic book with monsters and a annoying princess, to come.
Warning this book is for people with certain kinks, not everyone will like it, Yeah, like I could resist this plot synopsis!
Turns out the book lived up to its description too,/stars
Princess Miri is a lusty little story set in a fantasy medieval world somewhere and is about a spoiled princess and the “pet” troll she receives on her eighteenth birthday.
Thump isfeet tall and has a tool the size of Miris forearm and she doesnt give a damn what anybody thinks, She is keeping him!
Thump the Troll is described as ugly but I pictured him being as pretty as Bloodraven the Ogre, I guess Im shallow that way,
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Miri is badtempered, mean, and bossy and being the daughter of a King she always gets her way, Shes dating a boring guy whom she stole away from a chick named Fleur just because she could, Fleur holds a grudge and is the one who gifted Miri her new pet, Miri is oblivious to Fleurs feelings and eagerly accepts the gift never realizing Fleur has some nasty plans up her sleeve,
Miri leads Thump around like a puppy dog and thoroughly enjoys the fact that he will do whatever she asks of him without complaint, Well, I guess its difficult to complain seeing as he doesnt speak and can only grunt when they first meet, . . Once she realizes her sexual power over him, she finds a whole new way to torment and tease the poor beast, going so far as to use his erection as a towel holder.
But even a troll has his limits and one day she goes way too far and he cant help but ravish her, She discovers she loves it and only Thump can satisfy her, From that point on the sexual escapades never let up,
Fleur, of course, comes back later to haunt Princess Miri and stir up trouble but she gets hers in the end in a steamy epilogue featuring a Centaur.
This scene bugged some people but I thought it fit right into this wacky fantasy world,
Surprisingly, I really grew to like Miri, Even though the story is drenched in sex, she softens and grows as a character by the end, She even begins to teach Thump to speak and their relationship is almost sweet as it develops, Shes so rude early on that its hilarious rather than irritating, Bored with her suitors inane conversation, she declares, “Your nonsense bothers me and Ill have none of it, ” And then after some unsatisfying sex, she says, “That was awful, Ive got to go. Toodles. ” And she leaves! Her rudeness is ridiculous and funny and never abrasive which is why it worked for me,
The story is very naughty and very silly and its probably not for everyone, It takes a lot to gross me out and I like strange things and I thought this book was great fun, Thump isnt too bright but he is sweet, He does, however, drool a little when worked up, Some might find that too icky, The sex is descriptive and over the top and very gooey and wet, Dont say I didnt warn you, Everything is put out there in graphic detail with no silly euphemisms like mounds, manhood or love portals, It gets a little repetitive in bits as some scenes are unnecessarily rehashed or overexplained but that's a minor nit, Id say its pretty addictive if youre into the weird stuff, Its a slightly crazy fantasy romance and you have to go at with a sense of humor and an open mind, This story was very short, I am pleased to say, The story revolves around a spoiled princess that always gets her way, She receives a gift on her birthday by an anonymous source, The present turns out to be a troll, trained to obey her every command,
Miri keeps on being mean to the troll, which leads to sexual teasing, Eventually the teasing backfires and the troll has sex with her, I am not going to give the details on how that happens for the sake of not spoiling it, To clarify, she does give consent,
The sex is not very hot, Miri does seem to enjoy it, but I it seemed pretty fake to me, There were some funny elements, Miri using the trolls cock as a towel rack was kind of funny,
Oh yeah, did I mention she names the troll “Thump”
Though Miri is not a very likeable character, it is a bit refreshing to see a woman in monster porn that is not a victim.
She is the dominating force through most of the story, The end has a plot twist that sets up future stories with these characters that might be more interesting,
I do not recommend this one, unless you have a real hankering for troll porn, I can say I have not seen many featuring trolls,
I loved this. Four and a half rounded up, If you're cool with the beautiful princess getting hot and explicit with the ugly troll's huge dick, this may be the book for you, If you also like to have plot, humor and some character arc, this is the book for you, It was originally serialized, so each chapter has a brief recapitulation maybe handy if you'd put it down, because, . . maybe you're temporarily done or something. Loved Miri's over the top bitchiness, A light read. Princess Miri is a bitch and the heir to the throne and she might have accidentally fallen in love with a monster,
It's common knowledge that everyone hates Miri, which is why it surprises her when her rival gives her a pet troll servant for her eighteenth birthday, Thump, as Miri names the husky monster, will do everything she asks, Or that's what she thinks,
When her demands lead to experimentation and sexual teasing, Miri realizes this isn't quite the case, One disobeyed order ends with a bang, literally, and her and Thump in an unclothed, carnal mess atop her nowbroken bed,
A troll coupling with a human Disgusting!
She should be furious! Irate! And maybe she is, but she's curious, too, . .
She never thought she could open up to anyone before, always believed she needed to act harsh and stern in order to ascend to the throne, Unfortunately for Miri, while she discreetly explores her taboo sexuality with Thump, someone's plotting to exploit her shameful secret and ruin the Princess's reputation, . .
Alluring, erotic, and playful, This provocative story of a Princess and her troll will delight you, entice you, and keep you excited long after you're done,
This book is intended for mature audiences, .