Secure The Ecstasy Connection (The Baroness, #1) Formulated By Paul Kenyon Accessible In Edition

couture meets backroom peep show sleaze, The Baroness is a James "Blond" type who is used and uses by a secret part of the government to battle all sorts of evil, In the first book she is up against a grossly obese crazy in Hong Kong who is practicing in ultimate pleasure, He wires people's brains with a little transistor that, when they do what he wants, they get a jolt of pleasure like none they have had before.
It's up to the Baroness and her team to pull the plug on his plans,

I was looking forward to reading this for a long time, I'm a fan of all these's and's dime store action pulp books, I knew coming in to this that it was full of sex and action, but I was pretty shocked at the total amount of sex, Also, the very graphic depiction of it for the early's, This has to be one of the more raunchy books that I've read in awhile, One thing you have to say though, is that at least the perverts and sex fiends in the's were more literate than the sickies of today with their sordid dirty material at the touch of a finger on the phone or computer.
Break out your vibrator, make a martini and get ready for a wild and swinging time,

While there was alot of fucking in this book one thing it did not do was fuck around,

Faced paced is an understatement, Half the time they didnt even screw around with creating a decent chapter

or scene ending,

There was no pussyfooting around with the gadgets and science surrounding them, They told you what it did and you had to accept it, just like you had to accept the utter undeniable awesomeness of Baroness Penelope St.
JohnOrsini who has the ability to kill a man as easy as make him a conquest in her bed, Both things she seems to excel at particularly while naked which she seemed to be forof this thing,

Backstory What backstory! Instead of wasting words on creating an intricate past for this jet setting, twice widowed, millionairess supermodel lets just condensed it to just under two pages.
Wth lets toss it into the middle of the book as a side note, the readers wont notice anything because they will be too busy trying to digest all that graphic sexy time orgies.
. . which brings me back to the sex,

Dear Paul Kenyon,
Sir you have rocked my world, Not because the sex scenes were anything special, . . frankly they weren't nearly kinky enough for my tastes but for a's book with a buxom lead you totally gave me a shock of sheer pleasure.
You didn't make her a wilting flower when it came to bed or the victim of some random pinky violence rape scene, . . no you made her out like some aerodynamic klingon, Constantly putting men in their place and making sure that she got hers, I would have read this book in one sitting but I had to walk away and close it a few times because of the ridonklous nonsense you so liberally slathered it with came hard, furious and with little to no warning.


It was like being drilled by the varsity team

It was making this poor innocent rose blush,

I was constantly emitting gasps and squeals of delight and oh nooooooooooos,

There were moments where my boyfriend would just look at me and ask "sex, drugs or violence" and in case you were wondering there were times when it was all three in a magnificent ménage à trois of wtf do I touch myself, cheer, or feel like a very bad girl for even considering such things.

Also thanks for making her team of sidekicks glamed up, grown up, sexed up members of the rainbow coalition, I appreciate that.

Im seeking out book two in the series "Diamonds are for Dying", . . as soon as I get my hands on it Im going to grab myself a drink, get bob some new batteries and disappear for about three hours.





Seriously screwed with my head on that one, I closed the book a couple of times to make sure that I actually was reading the first book in the series,
Well okay, first let me apologize for allowing my "currently reading shelf" get so backed up, My adult daughter and I have been moving she's lived with me since her mom passed, I think she's concerned about the "old man", . . maybe. Anyway we were moving back in Feb, and going from her living with me to me living with her, It took most of March and just as we were getting everything out a series of tornadoes hit Nashville, and got the roof of the place we were leaving good for us it wasn't the new place.
So there have been lots of things to pay attention to I mean things to which we needed to pay attention including getting internet, cable, phone etc.


Anyway, I'll try to start catching up, . . a bit.

So, the BaronessThe Ecstasy Connection, I like the old pulp novels from the 's and 's primarily, The Executioner, The Destroyer, Nick Carter and others, This includes for me the James Bond books, the Man from U, N. C. L. E. books and other "spyfi" novels, This one I got used on line among some other series books I'd missed,

What can I say here Well sexual content was far from rare among these books it was major content in some but what we have here would have to be called "soft core porn".
Now don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with some sexual content but The Baroness seems to be, . . mostly about that. It's one of those every girl and every woman is the most beautiful, the most sexy the "hottest" possible, The Baroness and of course her "crew" are the best of the best and only known to one government contact who calls her when ALL ELSE FAILS.


The Baroness herself of course is a master of all forms of combat but mostly chooses to wear out friend and foe alike in bed.
. . or any other convenient surface with sex, Yep lots and lots and LOTs of sex,

The book can be fun but frankly and humorously there is so much overt sex it almost becomes boring unless of course that's why you bought the book.
So the Baroness and her "crew" set out to find out who has found a way to kill with excessive ecstasy this is long before the drug here the word means what it says sexual and other forms of "ecstasy" somehow induced right in the brain.
. . till you DIE!

So okay, not bad, I doubt I'll dig up any more of the series unless I find I already ordered them in a group of other books but still I guess it fits into the genre.
Try it if it sounds like it's for you, A fun and adventurous read, Paul Kenyon was a house pseudonym used by Pocket Books for the short lived series of espionage novels, The Baroness published fromto, .