is some great worldly advice in this book though unfortunately most quotes seem to be from my recent round of applications, My current post, drawing lines into alined feint pads for , was only made possible by following the techniques herein, I bought this as a present for my husband, who did not seem that pleased with it, However, it was on the sofa, he had taken all his other books upstairs, so he started reading, My husband does not normally laugh out loud when reading a book, I have also never I might not render any application I make as 'entertaining', but there are some, as witnessed by this book, who do, A salutary lesson on what avoid! Average Good read, For some reason I was expecting this to be larger than it is, Perhaps it's the picture of the CV on the front which is usually Asize, This book is about half that, Either way, some very humorous content, Would make a fun gift for people with this kind of sense Crap quality paper but it's funny, Pick up and put down occasional read but this book was written by an American for the American market and the book name has simply been re branded from perhaps Crap Resumes to Crap CVs to appeal to British readers.
This book is pretty good, some funny comments in it, but it's printed on that cheap looking yellow paper which makes it look dodgy, Fortunately I ordered this as a funny raffle prize so it was fine, but I'd have been embarrassed if it had been of a personal present, Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager, Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate, Crap CVs is a
hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self confidence, self aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth twisting and, of course, outright lies.
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