Gain Access To Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7) Scripted By Janet Evanovich Disseminated As Pamphlet

I read bookandin one day, . . I am on medical leave, It is the weekend. These books are my entertainment, So, bookfinds us looking for an old retired Mob guy who may have killed a kind old lady, Ranger ups the heat on Stephanie by making a deal with her, . . if she wants his help it is going to cost her, Stephanie attempts to entertain the wedding proposal and out of fear of giving her mother, who comes unglued when perfect daughter Valerie returns home after her marriage crumbles, says she may have a heart attack.
She sets a bogus wedding date to appease the women in her life and if puts pressure on Joe and she to discuss what their relationship is going to look like when the lights are on, they are fully dressed, and not on a surface they can use for sex.
I believe Joe's fear that something horrible is going to happen to Stephanie really freaks him out and makes him say things really stupid things, This opens the door for Ranger who is continuing to up the heat by making a deal with Stephanie, The deal involves her having to pay him in nonmonetary ways should she need his help bringing in the old mob guy, Oh, yeah I totally forgot about her two missing stoner friends, No one could ever say Stephanie is a biggot, She has friends from all walks of life, This is a right book at the right time thing for me, so yeah, I'm giving this sparkly little comedy mystery four because it took my mind off of things and it thoroughly entertained me.
I'd almost like to give it five, I'd also like to buy Janet Evanovich flowers,

It's been a while since I read this silly, fun series about Stephanie Plum, a New Jersey bounty hunter with lots of pluck and questionable job skills.
I had quit reading these books a while back because they were getting a little formulaic, but it was a pleasure to dive back into the fun house mirror version of Trenton where Stephanie lives.
All of the elements we've come to love and expect are here: Stephanie's ride or die Lula real talk: Is Lula getting compensated fairly for all of the help she gives Stephanie, Stephanie's colorful, funeral loving grandmother, her long suffering parents, Bob the Dog, theBuick, a new car Stephanie will almost certainly total, Stephanie's archnemesis Joyce, and the eternal love/hormone triangle between Stephanie and her policeman boyfriend Joe Morelli in this book, he's also her fiancesort of and Ranger, her enigmatic bounty hunter coworker.


In this seventh outing, as you can tell from the title, Stephanie takes the case of an elderly man who misses his court date, and what she thinks will be easy money turns into a book long chase involving the mob, kidnapping, and mud wrestling.
Additionally, Stephanie's oftmentioned perfect sister Valerie moves home from California with her daughters after her husband leaves her for the babysitter,

As usual, several passages made me laugh out loud not that easy for a book:

Doughnut my foot, Bob was going to do a great big Chinesefood poop, And he was going to do it on Joyce's lawn, Maybe I could even get him to hurl, I screeched to a stop in front of Joyce's house, I ran round to the passenger side, opened the door, and Bob flew out, He rocketed to Joyce's lawn, hunched over, and pooped what appeared to be twice his body weight, He paused for a second and horked up a mixture of cardboard box and shrimp chow mein,
"Good boy!" I whispered,
Bob gave himself a shake and bolted back to the car, I slammed the door after him, jumped in on my side, and we took off before the stench could catch up with us, Another job well done.

You know it's been an eventful few weeks when getting your right knee replaced was one of the easier things you've done, One of my other problems was my beloved dog deciding this was a dope time to perform one of his favorite tricks: transforming into a walking shitpocalypse, Where's Joyce's yard when you need it

"It was all her fault, She started it," said Lula,
"I could have done better, but I was caught by surprise," I said,
"Yeah," Lula said, "I could tell that by the way you kept yelling help, "

And he left, slamming the door behind him, I like to think I'm a pretty stable person, but this was too much, I cried until I was totally cried out and then ate three doughnuts and took a shower, I toweled off and still felt overwhelmed so I decided to bleach my hair blond,

Maybe people from New Jersey hate this series because it is a very bada boom how you dooin version of the state capital, I'm originally from Kentucky, so maybe I'd be annoyed if someone wrote a series about a bounty hunter from Frankfort whose boyfriend was named Catfish McFarland and her meemaw played the banjo and ate grits with hogs feet.


But hey, the banjo is one of the most difficult of the lute instruments, That's pretty impressive, really.

Like a welloiled Chuck Lorre sitcom, go in assuming everything will be exaggerated for your entertainment, I salute you, Janet and Stephanie, and I picked bookup from the library today, All Stephanie had to do was bring in Eddie DeChooch, He is an old man who is basically blind, hard of hearing, and is so depressed he doesn't want to leave his house, so how hard can that task be right Wrong! As always, Stephanie underestimates her catch and is left looking like an amateur bounty hunter, Soon she learns that her Grandma has a connection to Eddie and it's one that Stephanie wishes she would never have heard about, Too much information about sums it up, To top all that off DeChooch is now after Stephanie's friends and her, but why Why would an elderly man want to see them all dead What is it that he keeps asking for from them and why does he think they

have whatever "it" is Soon there are kidnappings, gun fights, murder, and all kinds of mayhem! Mixed in with all that work stuff, Stephanie has personal problems too, like her sister showing up on her parents' doorstep with her two kids with shocking news, Ranger giving Stephanie some help in this case.
but with consequences, and her pending wedding to Joe Morelli causing way more fights than happy bliss, Will she survive trying to capture DeChooch long enough to even have to worry about those person problems on her plate What's this old man have to hide

As always, I just loved this book! I just can't get enough of Stephanie Plum and all her troubles and predicaments she gets into.
It seems as though every time things are going in the "green" for her she soon stumbles and goes right back into the "red", It really does remind me of my own life, in the respect of how you think you got things all figured out and then, . . BAM a roadblock again. As much has I love Evanovich's writing and her Plum Series, I still find myself waiting for the other shoe to drop, and to run into a book that hits that series wall.
You know the one, the one that makes you think, Oh boy, . . this is the same poop different book and time for the series to end, However, Evanovich keeps on surprising me by making sure this doesn't happen to her readers in this series, This is quite impressive, especially after being on book seven here! That takes quite the talented writer if you ask me, I love the way the action starts in this book on page one and doesn't let up until the last page, last word, Even at the end you are left awaiting the next read to see what will really happen to poor Stephanie next, I love the characters and I wouldn't think they could get much more developed after seven books, but they have and I'm sure they will be even more in the books to come.
There is a reason Evanovich is on the bestseller lists all the time, she is GREAT that's why! Great author, fantastic characters, wonderful plot, and amazing book!!!! A MUST READ!!

/Stars!! Poor Steph.
Her latest absconder is a little old mafioso, mostly blind, mostly deaf and highly depressed, So how does he keep escaping capture

Meanwhile, things are moving along with Morelli, Stephanie's mom and Grandma Mazur take things in their own hands with dress shopping and reception hall booking, It's hard to focus on a nonexisting wedding date with Joe when Ranger keeps showing up being all sexy and stuff,

Also in this one: Stephanie's thusfarabsent sister Valerie returns to the Burg with her girls, Dougie and Mooner get into serious trouble, Bob the Dog poops a lot mostly on Joyce Barnhardt's lawn, A neverending stream of people break into Steph's apartment and wait on her couch,

Evanovich has a writing style and a formula that works, and she sticks with it, Since I started reading these for comedic value, my pleasure in them has increased greatly, Looking forward to reading Hard Eight soon, .