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zany crosscountry tour where cash is king and the laughs are large in classic Korman style! Dennis and Rob find perfect summer jobs as counsellors on the JT Juniortours crosscountry driving tour.
Dennis is in heaven he thinks he and his friend Rob have scored the perfect summer jobs, But Rob quickly points out what Dennis never factored in the group of boys they're now completely responsible for, That includes Artie Geller Donald Trump in ayearold's body, Artie gives his counsellors the slip whenever possible to set up new business opportunities, Dennis and Rob soon learn they can't control Artie, and that they have to hide every one of his schemes from the tour boss to protect their own skins.
Visions of beautiful female counsellors are replaced by visions of bankruptcy, . . and the FBI. This is a good story, but be careful of the kid you give it to, you might give them ideas, . .

In all, this was a very clever story, which aspires to poignancy in places, but really gets overwhelmed by the humor factor which Artie brings to the story.
He's smart, he seems to be polite, and he always follows the letter of the rules outlined for him but, then, somehow he always manages to get into some kind of outrageous trouble and come out on top.
Everything else in the book is eclipsed by Artie's schemes, and years after the fact, it's not the lessons that the story was trying to tell that I remember, or any of the ancillary characters, but Artie's hijinks.


This is a fun book, first and foremost I think, Despite everything else, the kid reading it wants to be Artie to get in trouble and then out of it, landing on his feet with a fat wad of cash every time.
One of my favourite childhood books, I always admired Artie, I read

it aloud to Lauren as our bedtime story after we finished NeverEnding Story, Fun book. The kids loved it. I hope they learned something all I need is one of them to become a tycoon to put me on easy street the rest of my life, Anne made some attack jelly and put it in her bedroom, but she's just thinking of her own safety, not the family income, sigh An old favourite I reread to my elevenyearold son, I still love Artie's moneymaking schemes, Grim parody of life inth century America, Think Blade Runner meets The Pardoner's Tale, only with more irony, Arguably the most important Canadian novel of the last, well, ever, Found a copy of this in a box of books from Jessica's parents' place,

The Gordon Korman was one of my favourite writers in junior high and elementary school, It was basically GK and a bunch of fantasy stuff, I read it as an adult, because it was my husband's favorite book as a child, It is laugh out loud funny, I wish I'd read it as a kid, This is a really fun book which I have always enjoyed ever since I first read it, Artie Geller, anyearold conartist who makes money from suckers using some ingenious scams, has been one of my literary heroes, and I see a lot of Artie in myself, as I am always using my brain to make money wherever possible! My favourite Korman Loved this book! So cute, something I remember randomly when something sparks my memory.
Read it in fifth grade and recently bought a copy online very funny and memorable! I chose this book, because of its cover, I thought it seemed like appealing book and that I might want to read it, so I added it to my kindle.
No Coins, Please, is about a ingenious,year old, scam artist named Artie who signs up for a tour around the U, S. with two teenage tour guides and a couple of otheryear old boys, During their whole trip, Artie sneaks away from the group and goes off to swindle some innocent people into buying his ripoff items, My favorite quote from No Coins, Please, was, "Artie, do you have everybody's money" I think that quote shows how much money Artie had pocketed just from that trip.
I find it amazing and hilarious that a small boy of Artie's age could scam so many wiser, and older people, Gorden Korman's writing style has been one of my favorites for a long time now, he makes you feel like you're really in the car with the Ambulance crew, and that seems really difficult to pull off.
I would recommend this to any boygenius looking to make some good money, I personally liked it, because I saw a lot of myself in Artie, A reread, obviously. Still hilarious! Gordon Korman is the master of telling an engaging, smart, and sarcastic story that resonates with theboys' age group, This was a good chuckle with the boys, but I definitely won't recommend it to anyone who likes more serious things, Overall, a fun and clean way to pass the time, The overthetop zaniness of Gordon Korman's children's books is definitely present in this story of Artie Geller, a young entrepreneur on a crosscountry trip, and Dennis and Rob, his two clueless camp counselors.
It's a fun story, with Artie's business schemes becoming more and more elaborate and culminating in a brush with the F, B. I. , but for me this book lacked something, especially when compared to the Macdonald Hall books,
To me, the plot felt formulaic and repetitious, with Artie constantly sneaking off to make money, the counselors searching desperately for him, and then Artie showing up again and acting vague and innocent about his whereabouts.
The humor lacked any punch, and the characters weren't very memorable, It was a fairly entertainingthough disappointing book, and there are some good moments throughoutmostly the emotional ones that break up the monotony, but mostly it's just the same scenario happening over and over, simply turned up a few notches each time.
Oh, and we don't even find out how Artie got the Road Hogs to be nice to his group! Tsk, tsk! Rob and Dennis chase Artie's moneymaking schemes across the country.
This is astar book in my memory and I almost wish I hadn't reread it with more years of readership and life behind me, Still funny, but Artie has become less charming and more grating with time, This middle grade novel traces the adventures of twoyearold counsellors and their six elevenyearolds as they tour the United States, It's been one of my favorite Gordon Korman books since I first read it in elementary school, and it has stood the test of time, as my own children loved it as well.


The plot centers around Artie Geller, a financial mastermind who devises bizarre and brilliant schemes to get rich along the way, Each of his business enterprises is a highlight of the book, although there are other sideplots that follow the rest of the group, Each character has a defining character trait or interest, While it can make them appear onedimensional, Korman does a good job of building in moments for each of them, This helps make them part of the plot instead of just filler characters,

Artie's character is wellwritten to build and maintain a sense of mystery while also making him likeable enough that the reader wants him to succeed, We're constantly left wondering how he comes up with his ideas, as well as why he's so driven to get rich, All across the country, the question remains at every stop and in between: Can Rob and Dennis make it across the country keeping track of Artie, satisfying the other five kids, staying out of the way of their angry boss, handling the teasing and bullying from the rival tour group, and refraining from killing each other What creativity and imagination.
I love the adventures and wish I could be milking cows in Nebraska or dancing at the Pretzel, I loved Gordon Korman as a child and of all his books, I loved No Coins, Please the most, It was hilarious and inspiring, this story of a kid smooth talking his way to a fortune with nothing more than a few clever ideas and complete disregard for authority.
I mean, this kid was making money! From adults! I was certain I would be a young tycoon in no time, In retrospect, some of Artie's schemes may have been eversoslightly implausible, Still funny, though. Great book for budding entrepreneurs or conmen, .