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it started out pretty good, but Im already bored because every moment just keeps turning into a sex fest and I completely see through the plot and where its all going so I dont care enough to put myself through the rest of it This was one of the BEST BOOKS OF!!
I've never read anything by these authors that I know of and I am so freaking happy that I took the chance on them.
With this book, Max Monroe have proven that they are HUGE contenders,
First laugh: gargoyle/hunchback of Notre Dame dick
Second laugh: "HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY! Have a great day celebrating! Georgia" on a sympathy card
Third laugh: "trampvestite" actually any scene involving Leslie lol
Fourth laugh: lots of what happens is too hilarious to write here because it is not PG
Fifth laugh: Kline and Georgia's first kiss Benadryl
Sixth laugh: "Christopher Columbus my pussy prideland.
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Honestly, giving any more of what I loved would spoil the book because I really loved all of it.
I encourage EVERYONE to read it,
Georgia was sweet and hilarious, Kline was what I envision for a PERFECT book boyfriend, He was humble, kind, generous, sexy, loving, etc, He was freaking sublime.
Read the damn book!! You won't regret it,
Enjoy! xo Loved it!!!
It seemed slightly bit slow at the beginning, but then the story got moving and I really enjoyed it.
I loved the characters both their real life persona and their online ones, I loved the banter and all the comedic moments like Kline meeting Georgia's parents, the ditzy intern and the crazy best friends of both the MCs.
This is a previouslypublished edition ASIN: sitelinkBERTPW
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times amp USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you a sexy, laughoutloud new series.
Are you ready to meet the Billionaire Bad Boys
Blind dates Online dating profiles Been there, done that.
Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend,
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she cant find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dck pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl.
One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good
But why cant she stop fantasizing about him
Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boydark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a pantydropping smile.
Excepthe isnt,
As his employee, he wont touch her with a ten foot pole,
But she wont touch him either,
Too bad their hormones missed the memo,
Disclaimer:
If youre the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isnt for you.
If you enjoy random men youve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and prnfor reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurditythis book isnt for you.
If you HATE laughing, this book isnt for you,
If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have onetrack minds that prefer a nice pair of tts to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isnt for you.
But.
If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f fing, then consider Georgia Cummings your Girl Friday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.
This is a series of interconnected romantic comedy standalones,
Suggested Series Reading order:
Tapping the Billionaire
,Tapping Her
Banking the Billionaire
,Banking Her
Scoring the Billionaire
,Scoring Her
Bonus novellas:
Motherfluffer
Sleighed It
Never mix business with pleasure.
That is or rather has always been both Kline amp Georgia's motto,
But now Georgia suddenly gets invited to dinner by her hotashell boss Mr, Kline Brooks Mazillionaire!!!
, . . it didn't hurt that he was easy on the eyes, Well, not my eyes, but other women's eyes, I was sure he was easy on their eyes, My eyes knew not to look at him,
Ok, he says he's only asking her because she was at the right place at the right time and because he won't survive another one of his mom's blinddates.
But he also said that he thinks she's fucking hot,
So, of courseyearoldvirgin Georgia said yes!
Even though she was almost ready to date her datingappflirt BADRuck,
What she doesn't know, of course, is, Kline IS her datingapp dickpicflirt, Only it wasn't his dick in that message, but that's another story,
Can Georgia really date her boss
Will he run screaming once he finds out she's a virgin
Will they both cheat with their appflirts Or is it even cheating when it's themselves their cheating with
Or will one of them find out who the appflirt is
Lots of questions lots of stuff happening until we might see a Happily Ever After on the horizon.
. .
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH KLINE amp GEORGIA
WILL THERE BE A HEA
WILL EVERYBODY SURVIVIE
One word: LIMES!
I'm not telling you that of course
Eeeeep KLINE BROOKS is finally on my kindle!
I was really looking forward to reading it even though I still have NO idea whichauthors make up the authorduo of Max Monroe.
I guessed a lot, but nothing has been confirmed yet,
I REALLY ENJOYED THIS STORY!
It's a pretty long book I was somehow expecting something shorter no idea why
It was hilariously funny and sexy and in some scenes you want to put your hands in front of your eyes or run away screaming that's where you poor english people are missing one word: FREMDSCHÄMEN!!!
That's when you're totally embarassed about what someone is doing or saying or what is happening to someone, that you just can't watch or even want to hide or run away.
That happened here a few times,
The supporting cast is amazing!!!!
Georgia's friend and colleague Dean! Hilariously overgay!
Georgia's best friend and roommate Cassie who breaks out in spontaneous songs about the most ridiculous/inappropriate topics.
Btw. Cassie will be next Tapping the Billionaire's heroine she'll be paired with Kline's best friend Thatcher who is just as inappropriate and hilarious.
Also inappropriate and hilarious is Georgia's mom a sex therapist!!! And her Dad Dick Cummings! Adorable!
Perfect cast I SO need to see this book turned into a movie!
hours swoonstaring at Kline Brooks!!!!! Hell yes!
But of course the story is not only funny it's sexy as hell too!!!!
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. . and adorable and cute and sweet and New Yorkish and ugh, . .
I LOVED IT!!!!
I loved how Kline is not your typical billionaire idiot, but this really sweet and downtoearth guy with great parents nobody had a bad childhood here.
Two amazing people with amazing friends and family come together to make another perfect family,
Sounds a bit too perfect but of course it's not, . . there's a lot of anxiety and secrets and whatnot to overcome before we get to our HEA!!! But the way we're getting there is adorably hilarious and sexy and just great!!!!
If I had to name someting I didn't like Hm maayyyybe the Cover.
Yes, I love it the cover is sexy and hot and all BUT it doesn't fit the book, In my opinion it cheapens the story a tiny bit, We have this hotashell CEO guy in a suit most of the time and the coverguy is not really our Kline :/ I don't really know what I mean, but I think the story should not be judged by this cover and it probably will.
Yes, we have very sexy and funny moments in this book A LOT OF THEM but it's not only this tiny little, funny, sexy romance like the cover suggests by being all sexy, white and pinkish.
I would've preferred a cover with a suited guy with a girl at his side, . . maybe both holding phones or pfff what do I know, I'm not a covermaker No offense dear covermaker
TAPPING THE BILLIONAIRE was an extremely hilarious and sexy
romance! Run to your nearest amazon and oneclick yourselves some Kline Brooks!!!
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