is job. Very entertaining and surprising as well when you see what can be bought on Amazon People, who dont believe in research wont understand, but I read this book, “Did you read this review A compilation of Amazons Funniest s” for research purposes.
You have got to know whats out there, or how else can you make wise decisions to become a better you.
It appears that most people seem to think that this is a funny book, when it is full of smart computations and value judgments.
Some of the reviewers even made an effort to provide a complete breakdown of how the various items fared in various situations.
For instance, while previously I stuck to the Steve Jobs approach on dressing up or down or keeping it simple it appears I am missing out on a lot of experiences provoked yep, one could say that by wearing certain garbs.
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T, the Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket complete with ceremonial medal, and
the American Flag Pants by Best Form appear to be musthaves in anybody's wardrobe.
The many pictures of happy people wearing The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T speak volumes,
The same goes for the smart man or womans accessories, Since I was born in Austria it is probably embarrassing that I do not own a WengerSwiss Army Knife Giant.
At,.it appears to be a bit pricey but it offers incredibleimplements that performfunctions, From what the reviewers describe, my life could get a lot more exciting if I owned this item, Id also be prepared for what could happen if I also owned the Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillian Mens Automatic WatchMfor,.
. Indeed, that price is not a typo, but this is only a mens watch, Checking Amazon I had to find out that Zenith does not seem to offer an equivalent for women Hillary, we need you! Isnt that once again so typical
At least Amazon also offers one watch, which would look good on a womans wrist, the Montegrappa Chaos Gold and Enamel Automatic Watch for,.
. It even comes with free shipping,
Still, it is not mentioned in this book, Because of that I was considering giving this book onlybut I realized that Did you read this review is really a very complete book.
It also presents reviews for the UFODetector, the Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China, the pretty useful Wolf Urine Lure which is currently unavailable , the Yodeling Pickle, Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages”, and dozens more.
As you can see, if you have any problems look no further Did you read this review is the answer to all.
From what I read from reviewer E, Cetin the book “The Secret” is not, Quoting him and that book
“The Universe will start to rearrange itself and make it happen for you.
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E. Cetin states that reading The Secret”wont do that for you,
I have come to the conclusion that the universe might rearrange itself for you if you implicate correctly !!! what you have learned from Did you read this review.
If everything else fails, you can always resort to buying and eating Canned Unicorn Meat, It appears some reviewers had concerns regarding the keeping of unicorns, Luckily most of these reviews are from, I am sure in the meantime the sisters at Radiant Farms will have figured out how to keep the unicorns so they can keep pooping marshmallows and rainbows, while roaming as free as possible that is until they have been turned into Canned Unicorn Meat and pass these powers to the consumer.
Lastly, it made me feel good it find out that George Takei is a college of mine.
Ok, he is ranked a bit better than I am, but hey, every company has senior executives, . I had always suffered under the fact that my father did not allow me to watch Star Trek, Now knowing that George Takei is a colleague of mine I can save myself the expense of buying the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule for,.
and carry on with life,
Gisela Hausmann, author amp blogger Some are humorous
Let's be honest, overall there was a lot of stupid crap in this book.
It might have been funnier if half the reviews had been real, But seriously, no one is going to sell their house or children in order to buy some of the items in this book.
I'm not seven sure why those people bothered to post anything, Too long. Good for a laugh here and there, Not so clever when pulled together like this, And profiting off commenters. Ugh. book was gift from a friend, . . Novelists should be worried. Very, very worried. Amazon reviewers are clearly the best writers in the world!
This book is exactly what it says on the tin: a compilation of reviews of over a hundred items for sale on the Amazon website.
Items that are on the more unusual sideselect, even!
Amazon welcomes product reviews, for obvious reasons, And reviewers have obliged with gusto, Their creativity, imagination, eloquence and sense of humour know no bounds,
This compilation is absolutely hilarious, It would be remiss of me not to deliver a word of warning: do not read in public, The tremble of shoulders as you try to snigger quietly or the suppressed snorts of laughter are bound to have you being peered at with some very, very strange looks.
A very funny book, easy to dip into every now and again if you dont want to read it in one go.
Funny stuff. Humor is subjective. If I wasn't convinced of that before I certainly am now, I tried reading this as part of mymonth trial of kindle unlimited but dnf'd at,
I expected comical reviews like the one of the banana slicer being angled the wrong way a riduclous complaint for a ridiculous product.
What I received was mostly fantastical stories from amateur comedians, There's definetely an audience for this but imo it's poorly advertised,
This isn't so much funny reviews as it is a showcasing of stupid products, That's not to say these products can't be useful to some people but for most people they're nonsensical hence the' comedic' reviews.
The most intetesting aspect of this project, for me, is how amazon is knowingly bashing products it hosts.
This was a really funny collection, but as reading material, a little bit goes a long way, If you have some time to kill or need a laugh then this is not bad, There are some really funny reviews in here and there are some to skip over, The ones that are funny are tears in your eyes laughing funny though, This Amazon reviews are HILARIOUS and good reading material in between books, Sometimes I need something to get my mind off of the most recent book I read, Good toilet reading material. "Did You Read That : A Compilation of Amazon's Funniest s" es un libro que recopila algunas de las más reviews más graciosas hechas a distintos productos surrealistas que puedes encontrar en Amazon.
com.
Al igual que muchas antologías, la calidad varía entre las historias, bueno, en este caso entre las reviews.
Por su curiosa naturaleza hay algunos productos que se prestan más para el reviewchiste que otros, Por esto mismo y porque creo que hay más de cien reviews hechas por autores distintivos es un libro algo irregular.
Aun así las reviews que son graciosas son realmente graciosas, no recuerdo haberme reído tanto con un libro, algunas son simplemente magníficas y hasta dan ganas de comprar el producto.
He notado que las reviews que encontré menos graciosas suelen tener la siguiente característica: Son tremendamente largas, tienen como una historia dentro y de alguna manera se transforman en un cuento, original sí, pero son contadas las ocasiones en que las reviews largas sabían mantener un ritmo adecuado con el que no se sientan tediosas, ya que por lo general se suelen perderse en el surrealismo.
Creo que este es un gran libro para leer si estás leyendo otro libro y te cansas del primer libro.
Personalmente creo que es el tipo de libro que se debe dejar “respirar” y no leer de corrido porque sí llega a cansar fácilmente por lo repetitivo en su estructura.
Como bonus mencionaré algunos de los productos que más me hicieron reír:
HutzlerBanana Slicer: Un cortador de plátanos en forma de plátano para partir en rodajas de tu plátano.
WegnerSwis Army Knife: Una navaja suiza absurdamente larga, parece armónica,
UFODetector: Detector de Ovnis,
Outlook for Wood Toiler seats in greater china: No puedo describirlo, es simplemente el libro más surrealista de todos los que hay en este libro.
A million random digits: Un libro que tiene un millón de dígitos al azar,
Y son solo unos pocos,
Es un libro que tiene algo para todos, son tantos los productos como las reviews que es difícil que no te rías al menos con uno.
Lo recomiendo si:
Quieres leer ligero, gracioso y sin trama,
Quieres leer un segundo libro, ósea dos libros a la vez y no sabes cuál puede ser ese segundo libro.
Quieres saber que diablos es “Outlook for Wood Toiler seats in greater china”,
No hay mucho más que decir, literalmente obtienes lo que dice el título del libro.
Ah y de todos los productos solamente hay uno que me compraría, el "Cat Dj Scratching Deck" y sí, es exactamente lo que dice el nombre del producto.
Wow! That got old, fast,
I expected this book to be a collection of sidesplitting genius, akin to The Timewaster Letters, or any similar classics of the sarcasm/snark genre, but the hitrate is maybe, if that.
Most of the enjoyment turns out to be gleaned from seeing the bizarre items that are actually available on Amazon, rather than the reviews themselves.
Maybe better editing could have resulted in a shorter, funnier book, This book is endless but quite amusing, Recommend reading it in snatches so a chapter here and there, Some of the reviews were hilarious, it makes me happy to think there are such funny people out there.
One for the bathroom shelf for sure, Very hit or miss. Some of the entries are hilarious, so it's worth reading just for those, But there are a handful of actual, serious reviews that seem rather out of place, Anyways, apparently, there are some very imaginative writers using Amazon nowadays, lol, This was a really stupid book, Genuinely funny reviews and some hilarious products sustain for only about a quarter of the book then quickly become tiresome and repetitive.
It was fun to find out that George Takei at one time apparently made a hobby of writing witty reviews.
The only other plus was this is an ultraputdownable book, I've been spending a lot of time in waiting rooms lately and this book really filled the need for a book that withstood reading in short, interrupted spurts.
A little editing might have made this a more entertaining read, There are some funny reviews in the collection but eventually it was just more of the same and got boring.
Life is full of so very many plaguing questions, The folks at Amazon. com clearly understand society's thirst for knowledge and they have produced a compendium of excellent customer reviews for some of their most promising products.
Question me, you do Read this book, you won't Well tell me: why is the Rasta Imposta Taco Costume not fit for man nor beast If I purchase thelb bag of Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears, will I require a new sphincter Will my cat get a job at Medieval Times if I purchase her the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats My Secret Santa gift limit is,,,,,.
is there an item to fit my budget Is there a camera lens on the market that would allow me to photograph the Big Bang Is the Yodeling Pickle, in fact, more talented than Justin Bieber and Nickelback combined Do squirrels prefer to let their nuts hang loose Thanks to George Takei you may know him as Yoko Ono and friends, I now understand so very much more about the world around me.
A word of wisdom, however: you might want to read this book while on your iPotty, because the tears will run down your inner thighs with delight.
Please Note: If you do not have a personality, one of these may be purchased on Amazon, as well.
Some of these reviews have soured faster than a shipment of Tuscan Farms Whole Milk with freeday shipping.
Remember when "Binders full of women" jokes were funny Hah, Trick question. They never were.
This compilation can be summed up in two words: George Takei,
Because really, the only two places anyone ever sincerely asked "Did you read that review" were:
a.
The Amazon TRF Top ers Forum defunct and
b, George Takei's myspace, er, Facebook page,
I think for,, I got about fifty cents' worth of chuckles, Do you know the pros and cons of owning a Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Amazon customers doalong with what they think of the Yodeling Pickle, theCarat Diamond Pacifier, and overother items.
Witty and unexpected, this collection of customer reviews is sure to show you a new, hilarious, and completely candid side of Amazon products and reviews you never knew existed.
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