Capture Elvis For President Authored By Committee To Elect The King Shown As Script

Funny little quick read. Americans are fed up with the current crop of presidential candidates, The land hungers for a leader who remembers a time when Japan was down, Germany was out, and the American dollar reigned supremeand who can rock 'n' roll besides! Yes, the time has come for Elvis for President.
After all, Graceland gets more tourists than the White House, Elvis already has a postage stamp, and he's not afraid to inhale!drawings.
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