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this while on the shitter, This is funny as hell, Just a short burst of some of the best kind of examples of why I follow Konrath's writing so closely, Crazy, warped pop culture blasting back at everything that shoves it down our throats incessantly, Plus, it's a zine. I'm old enough to get all nostalgic about that and like it just for that alone, but it's also really cool.
You should read it, but you can't borrow my copy, I know you never return stuff, a zine about lunchables and satanism

includes the following stories:

Pain Is Only Temporary Unless It Is Chronic

A Scene Where A Guy Goes To A Colonics Clinic, Falls In Love With The Cashier, And Almost Ends Up Shooting A Fountain Of Coffee From His Ass

Sleep Letter Zero

Letter to Freddy

I Am A Satanist And I Like Toast Because It Is Cult And Evil

Someday This Could Be You

I Love Lunchables

Late At Night With Dwight Dingleson

Remember the Alamo, Motherfucker

Two Men Discuss Low Calorie Pizza Before A Ritual Satanism Killing

This Knife Means Fucking Business

Chili Sweats at Aerie

The Inevitability of an Accidental Saline Enema sitelink Thanks to Jon Konrath for doing that thing he does.
If you are familiar with his work, and are not too rigid to enjoy it, this zine is a party on paper.


Here is an alternate review:
I prefer to read Konrath while riding my bicycle into brick walls, blasting grindcore into my ears and pouringdouble IPA down my throat.
As a result, I plan to sue myself for mental and physical abuse, using the funds to start my own mail order bride service, specializing in half nigerian, half dutch buddhist women from Texas, while I continue the search for my own satanic toaster.
Pretty much exactly what I expected: awesome,

For those of you who don't know, Jon Konrath is a special person, He writes pretty awesome stuff and you should read it, This was exactly that: pretty awesome,

I think I'll say it again just in case you missed the point: THIS SHIT IS AWESOME,

I would like to thank Jon Konrath's mother for birthing him, I would also like to thank my husband for listening to me read this zine aloud while slightly drunk, Special recognition goes out to NyQuil and Lunchables for their cooperation in this venture, Without you this zine would never have happened,

To end this review I'd like to say to those of you who have never read Konrath: you're a

horrible person and should probably drink bleach.
Read Jon Konrath. He will enlighten, delight, and touch you, In places you want to be touched but would never ask a strange weirdo who lives in California to touch you.


Much love
Manda
blessed SpaceShuttle TacoBellLife I read it backwards, and my sleep letter is, Maybe I was upside down,. Know what amene
This:


Plus this:


Plus a whole lotta this:


Equals one topnotch shitty retro zine
It's hard to do Jon Konrath justice in a review because he is an evil, evil man.
"I Am A Satanist and I Like Toast Because It Is Cult and Evil" kind of sums up what's so great about him.
It's aboutwords long, but it's so much more, Basically if Napoleon Dynamite could figure out how to read Bukowski, and then watched a bunch of episodes of Liquid Television while ODing on Bendryl, that's what this is.
And you want it bad, You want it soooooooo bad, No. .