Read For Free Taken By My Shifter Billionaire Stepbrother And His Motorcycle Club (of Vampires) (Surreal Sisters #4) Devised By Stikki Minaj Ready In Hardcover
and Hot
This was an interesting story, It is a short but really hot story, If you want a quick fix to get your motor running, This is it. This is one of those books that I am embarrassed that I read, . . and even more embarrassed that I didn't hate it!!! So I am doing this whole blog post about the uptick in stepbrother romances being released lately, so I had to read a few to see what the fuss was about.
I saw this book and laughed out loud at the title, so I couldn't pass it up.
I mean how many tropes can you pack into one tiny short story Shifters, vampires, billionaire, stepbrother, bikers, witches, BBW and pregnancy! It's an amalgamation of every storyline that has been popular over the past year.
Honestly, there wasn't much story to it because it was so short, . . it's paranormal erotica that was so ridiculously bad that it was funny, That's why I didn't hate it, It was an eyerolling good time, best one yet Nice short story
Sparta is an interesting character, We never find out Duke's real name, but he does find a way to make her his forever.
Lots of sex and she is happy, Uh
It actually had a decent plot, it just felt too short, it was surprisingly interesting though Ill give it that Sooo.
. . is there really a review to write Cause really I can't, I just can't. I read reviews here on goodreads longer and more entertaining than this, . . story. Story It had no plot whatsoever, It was just some "erotic" scenes thrown there, It didn't even get me hot, I kept reading because I had to, I mean, I paid for it, I had to read it all, It took me a few minutes anyway, Now I feel like I should have been paid for reading this, not the way around, I read two erotica short stories prior to this one, Despite their imaginative subject matter Weredeer or title they were very blah so my expectations might have been very low going into this one.
That being said I thought this was OK, It was funny at times, I rolled my eyes and chuckled, Below are some of the stand out parts God, everything has a sexual innuendo after reading three smut shorts in a row in the spoiler tag.
It is smut after all, Wow suffer and vampires
Wow talk about a book with a shifter step brother and a vampire motor cycle gang.
Then the being brought into the gang to hopefully break a curse, BR with my sitelinkMacHalo Freaks starting May,,
There are no words that can accurately convey how truly, desperately, amazingly, unimaginably AWFUL this was.
I was expecting to get a laugh out of it, But it only made me feel like this:
I know I keep using the same gif over and over again.
It's because I keep reading suicideinducing books over and over again, Not that this particular piece of crap could be called a book, Not that it could be called a story either, It's just Plain Crap,
Here, judge for yourself:
He had a bulge in his trousers like he was smuggling in his own salami for the reception.Okay then.
And by the look in his eyes, he knew exactly how much I wanted to be on the receiving end of his meat.
We didnt even make it out of the grove of oak trees before he had me in his arms, tearing off my latex pants with his clawed fingers and stuffing me achingly full of his hot shifter sausage.Could we please stop the delicatessen talk for a bit Thank you,
Anyway, Duke knew how I felt about him and I knew how he felt about me.Uh huh, sure, Makes perfect sense. You're attending your mother's wedding to his father but I understand you have more important things on your mind right now.
The fact that we were becoming siblings missed us until after the ceremony,
The third time lasted longer, was sweeter, like we had some real connection building between us.Remind me again, when did you meet the guyminutes ago was it starts shaking head in desperation
But he lived in St, Louis and I, well, I still lived with mom,
I have more shake than a McDonalds during an earthquake.Somebody kill me now,
I have more curves than a snake convention,
“I want you to know that Im serious, The trouble is legally Im already married,” he made calming gestures with his hands, As if I was going to freak out with jealousy, “Its just a werewolf thing, Pack business and pack drama, ”Headdesk.
“How did you become the shifter leader of a vampire motorcycle club in the first place” “He defeated the old leader in ritual combat and then bought everyone brand new motorbikes.Shifter leader of a vampire motorcycle club, Shifter leader of a vampire motorcycle club SHIFTER LEADER OF A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE CLUB! I'm pretty sure Eric Northman wouldn't approve.
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I could actually quote the whole Piece of Crap because this just goes on and on and on.
Which takes us to the moral of the Piece of Crap:
My dear MacHalo Sisters: we have to stop doing this to ourselves.
I suggest we stick to the sitelink Wonderful World of Chuck Tingle in the future.
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We're the MacHalo Freaks, We put the fun in dysfunctional, Silly story with a vaguely decent scene at the end, I'd like to preface this by saying it's not my fault, blame the MacHalo group buddy read with that group of Tingler fans.
They're entirely responsible for this, as is Sarah, And thank you for introducing to me the wild world of insane hysterically funny erotica, often involving dinosaurs but not this time, unfortunately.
Full of a lot of descriptive smuttiness, insanity, not physically possible events, "surprise butt sex", gang bang/orgy withmen, and love.
Lots of unintentional hilarity, or maybe purposeful, I laughed, I cringed, I burned myself cooking a pizza while trying to read this at the same time, it was an event.
I'd read another one of her books Taken by the Wagon Train now that sounds hilarious, One HOT read!!
Absolutely loved this book, Hot and steamy, werewolves and vampires, you couldn't get a hotter read! I will definitely be buying more of this author! This book was terrible, epically so
But I oneclicked for free, I gave it a go.
I giggled and snorted, it entertained me
It was awesomely bad, I think youll agree.
Werewolves, vampires, bikers and brothers
Youd better believe Id pick up another,
Check all popular major themes and throw them in a mixer with a pinch of originality and some smut.
So craycray it's goddamn funny, Enjoy! "Taken by my Shifter Billionaire Stepbrother and his Motorcycle Club Vampires" by Stikki Minaj is combination type story of all that's popular right now.
Smutty reads that combine witches, billionaires, vampires, shifters, stepbrothers, and motorcycles are sure to catch the attention of a reader, right This was a steamy explicit read that was funny due to some of the cliche lines that were said, but even with that it's worth a read.
for explicit adult situations The story of Duke this is actually his title, we don't know his real name and Soraya.
This story is told in first person perspective by Soraya,
Soraya is the seventh daughter of a witch, Apparently her mother has married countless times, and we start off the story with another wedding, Mom is marrying Duke's father,
As maiden of honor, and Duke being the best man, the chemistry sizzles during the wedding.
The story is short, and if I tell any more, I'd literally be writing the length of it!
While entertaining and the title is laughable! a great way to include all the current 'buzz words' of the romance world at the moment, it was short and to the point.
The author managed to convey enough info about Soraya that you felt as though you knew her.
I picked up this book when it was free from Amazon,
Sweet Quicke
Boy talk about short and sweet, Instead of the Witch the Lion and the Wardrobe, You have the Witch the vampire and the werewolf, Nicely done. Well written for something so short, This was so stupid. So stupid and silly and random and very very short, But I laughed out loud and practically highlighted every other sentence so it getsraging hot man goo from me.
Hot, burning hot, salacious sexiness
This little piece of advanced literary funkiness is sexy hot, read it a couple times hot.
It is fast and to the point, No plot really, sexy smutty characters, blazing hot sex, This is my first book by Stikki Minaj and it wont be my last, I loved how well this book was written and how well the characters were developed, I was hooked from the first page, Theres a curse on my family, We dont talk about it with outsiders,
I've lived my life flitting from man to man, unable to spend more than one night with any of them.
I never really wanted to, until I met Duke,
He's rich. He's gorgeous. He's a werewolf. But our personal relationship has been complicated by a recent wedding,
After one night together, I need more, I'll risk the curse to get what I crave, But Duke has a better idea, We can be togethermaybe foreverbut only if I'm initiated into his motorcycle gang of vampires,
The Surreal Sisters are a family hopelessly tangled up in paranormal mischief, Surreal Sisters stories are all standalone
tales, but reading them all in a row sure is fun.
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