Pick Up Undiplomatic Notes: Tales From The Canadian Foreign Service Translated By Sidney Freifeld Offered In Interactive EBook

you think diplomats lead uneventful lives presiding over tea beside the aspidistra

Behind formal negotiations are events sometimes too hilarious and human for academic histories.
Beneath serene exteriors are people who, from time to time, are clowns, And often, the expectations of dignity and protocol only serve to heighten the antics,

From hisyear career, Sidney Freifeld at various desks at headquarters and in various embassies, up through the ranks, to ambassador recollects some of these tales.
He has gleaned other from colleagues or "unofficial" files,

Among the treats in Undiplomatic Notes:

Castro's table manners at an impromptu dinner
The circus of incivility created by the arrogance of the Ceausescu clan and their entourage
Calls in the night to deal with Moscow's howling cats
Australian VIPs lost in the bowels of the Chateau Laurier
A Canadian embassy held at gunpoint, by a Canadian and
Poetry

to protest External's policy on decorations.


In addition, treasury types will recognize "one of theirs" in the legendary Agnes McCloskey, Small wonder that Mike Pearson had to plead with Ottawa from wartorn London: "Please get us off your minds, " and the tales of quick switches from economy class to first, and the twodollar drycleaning bill, will strike heartfelt chords with those making travel claims.


Members of Canada's foreign service have helped thousands of their fellow citizens but few with more urgency than the member of Parliament visiting New York who tried to take his wife to his hotel room.


Legations run like military outposts, the needs of beavers in transit, and the exchange of diplomatic notes over a baseball game are more subjects for Undiplomatic Notes.
And for the uninitiated there are some useful chapters on what really, really, goes on, .